What a great series to review this year. Brilliant characters, excellent commentary on real life events and news headlines. Amazing costumes and later special effects. Crazy plots and twists. Excellent set design and imagination. The Planet of the Apes series has endured decades and has had many highs and many lows. In 2014 with the release of Dawn of the Planet of the Apes I decided to look back at the series from the original 1968 classic Planet of the Apes all the way to 2014’s Dawn. It has been a great experience reviewing this film and below I’ll list the best to worst in the series.


1. Planet of the Apes (1968)


2. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)


3. Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)


4. Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972)


5. Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970)


6. Planet of the Apes (2001)


7. Escape from the Planet of the Apes (1971)


8. Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973)

Although I love Dawn of the Planet of the Apes dearly I still find the original 1968 film to be the best of the series. Rise of the Planet of the Apes was an excellent reboot for the franchise and introduced us to Andy Serkis mo-capped Caesar. Conquest of the Planet of the Apes was an excellent thriller and showed the beginning of the Planet of the Apes. Beneath the Planet of the Apes was a fun sequel to the original with a completely insane ending. However with a (mostly) absent Charlton Heston the film ultimately struggled. Tim Burton’s remake was disappointing but had some fun elements and excellent costume design. Escape and Battle were pretty forgettable entries in the franchise. All up a great series and I had a lot of fun watching them all.




Koba: Caesar weak!
Caesar: Koba weaker.

Director: Matt Reeves

Starring: Andy Serkis, Jason Clarke, Toby Kebbell, Keri Russell, Kodi Smit-McPhee and Gary Oldman

Synopsis: In a dystopian future where genetically advanced Apes now rule the earth, Ape leader Caesar struggles with keeping the peace when a band of human survivors seek shelter and help from the apes.

The last entry into the Planet of the Apes series (for now) which is a direct sequel to 2011’s reboot Rise of the Planet of the Apes, as we follow the aftermath of the events from that film. Mankind has fallen due to the virus which Will Rodman (James Franco) developed in Rise. This film is set ten years after the events of Rise and is essentially a remake of 1973’s Battle for the Planet of the Apes (which is a direct sequel to 1972’s Conquest of the Planet of the Apes which was also remade into 2011’s Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Make sense??) However whether you are a fan of the series or if this is your first ape film to see you will definitely be impressed with this epic tale filled with parallels to Shakespeare’s classic Julius Caesar, as well as modern news headlines including threatening viruses, terrorism, politics, global warming, fear of technology all wrapped up in a sci-fi cgi heavy blockbuster.


Andy Serkis reprises his role of Caesar from Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Caesar now leads his ape community with his right hand man Koba (played by Toby Kebbell) and Maurice (played by Karin Konoval). In the opening sequence he leads his army into an attack on some deer. This sequence is breathtaking as the camera and sound follow Caesar and his apes into the forest. No dialogue only subtitles showing their communication highlight the sounds of the forest and its slow build-up of suspense and foreboding. The cgi is once again top knotch the geniuses at Weta have again sculpted living, breathing apes with actors portraying them through performance capture technology. Andy Serkis has already become a master in this medium with his iconic performance as Gollum in the Lord of the Rings series however who truly shines in this instalment is Toby Kebbell as the tortured Koba who hates all humans and begins to disagree with his leaders outlook. It is an iconic performance and is easily the best villain of 2014.


After the opening deer chase a group of humans lead by Malcolm (played by Jason Clarke) cross paths with the apes and seek help in order to bring back electric power to their small community of survivors. Caesar begins to remember the human who helped him as a child and helps out the group of humans in an effort to work and live together in peace. However with all great stories the search for peace isn’t easy and with man and animals nature peace can only exist in short bursts of time. Soon Koba plots to get rid of the humans despite his leaders frame of mind. What ensues is an action packed final battle between the humans and apes.


This film is brilliant, strong plot, characters, set design, special effects, sound design/soundtrack and direction. It is not an ordinary blockbuster and although previous ape entries have been parallels to our current time this one really gets all the beats right. This is very high on the list of best films of 2014 and also very high on the list of Planet of the Apes films. Strong recommend.

Rating: 4.5 Stars




Maurice: Hurt bad?
Caesar: You know sign?
Maurice: Circus orangutan.
Maurice: Careful. Humans don’t like smart ape.

Director: Rupert Wyatt

Synopsis: A scientist testing a new drug to cure alzheimer’s uses apes as test subjects. The drug works and one ape named Caesar begins to grow more intelligent…

After 2001’s reboot directed by Tim Burton bombed critically and financially ten years later Fox decided to do another reboot. Only this time they moved away from remaking Planet of the Apes (1968) and made a hybrid prequel/remake of Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972). The one thing that differentiated it from the franchise (and had fanboys quite worried) was the fact that all of the apes would be completely CGI and not men in costumes. Although the one thing everyone praised in Burton’s reboot was the amazing costume design. This film opens in the jungle and provides a far more serious and compelling opening far removed from what we have seen in the past films. Thanks to the geniuses at Weta Digital we have amazing looking apes who look more like they are from a David Attenborough documentary than a Halloween party. The apes look and move exactly as real apes do and this opening is brilliant in showing not only this new universe but also the new tone this film/franchise will go in.


After the jungle sequence opening we are introduced to Will Rodman (played earnestly by James Franco) who is a scientist experimenting with cures for alzheimers. We quickly learn that Will has a personal stake in this as his father is suffering from the illness (played heartbreakingly by John Lithgow). Will has a lab full of chimps who have been given a serum that increases their intelligence and gives them the IQ of humans. After a presentation goes wrong the experiment is called off and the chimps are all euthanized except for one baby chimp which Will takes into his own care. As weeks go by Will discovers this chimp has the AZL serum in his blood passed down from his mother and shows signs of increased intelligence far superior than any regular ape. The ape also befriends Wills dad, Charles and he names him Caesar based on his love of Shakespeare. The famous Shakespeare play Julius Caesar definitely has parallels to this story.


As years go by Will begins dating comely Vet Caroline (played by Frieda Pinto) and Caesar grows claustrophobia as an ape with no jungle to explore. He watches outside the attic window at children playing and becomes depressed in his current predicament. Will begins to take him on trips to their local sanctuary where Caesar is able to climb trees and swing from the vines. These sequences are breathtaking and show the scope of the quality of Weta’s special effects. As with every Planet of the Apes film things soon begin to go wrong not only for Caesar but also for Will and Charles who begins to slide further into madness. Caesar ends up in a zoo owned by the nefarious John Landon (played with moustache twirling glee by Brian Cox) and his son Dodge Landon (played by Harry Potter villain Tom Felton). Here Caesar meets Maurice and Rocket and many other apes and begins to find a place among his primates. He soon becomes King due to his advanced intellect. Unfortunately Caesar also learns the evil of men and becomes distrustful of Will and sees his fellow apes as his equals. He rallies them together to rise up from their cages and take over the city. The action and special effects filled sequences that follow are truly breathtaking especially the action on San Francisco’s Golden Gate bridge.


The film is ultimately a tragedy and shows the problems with our modern society between different classes, ethnicities and groups of people. Also the cost of trying to advance science and technology to play God. The film is an allegory for many issues in today’s society and unlike the older Apes films it doesn’t hit you over the head with the obvious subtext. Instead it provides an action filled and at times heartbreaking story of man and ape who lose their way.


One more thing I need to praise in this film and that is Andy Serkis motion captured performance. After playing Gollum and King Kong in Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings trilogy and King Kong, Serkis has made body acting an art form. He is brilliant in this role and brings the ape Caesar to heartbreaking life. You follow his journey and side with his character more so than any human performer. Serkis’ Caesar has become one the greatest CGI characters in the past five years. He is truly a revelation and lifts this film from enjoyable to fantastic.

Rating: 4 Stars



Inception Clean Key Art © Warner Brothers


The Warner Bros logo opens in stark black and white. Followed by Legendary Pictures and Syncopy while Hans Zimmer’s booming score plays over.

Waves crash.

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Close up of Leonardo DiCaprio, looking beaten and dishevelled, waking up on the sand as the water crashes around him.

Quick cuts of two children playing, faces unseen, in the sand in slow motion as DiCaprio struggles to get up.

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The combination of editing and camerawork make the children look like they could be DiCaprio’s characters dream or a mirage.

Japanese soldiers pull him up and the camera pans up to a large Japanese castle atop the sand. The soldiers drag him inside to meet an old japanese man (Ken Watanabe). The camera zooms in from behind Watanabe to develop the mystery of the narrative.

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The soldiers also place DiCaprio’s gun and a mysterious totem on the table.

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The soldiers drag DiCaprio’s character inside the room to meet Watanabe. DiCaprio quickly eats while the old man tells him he knows what the totem is and that he’s seen it many years ago. He says he remembers it was used by a radical man in some half remembered dream. As he describes this man Nolan cuts to a close up of DiCaprio slowly looking up as if he knows the man too (or he is the man).

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Nolan then mixes non-diegetic voice-over of DiCaprio speaking more confidently about parasites over his perplexed expression and then quickly cuts to diegetic sound while a younger, well-groomed Ken Watanabe eats. We then see Leonardo DiCaprio also looking younger and well groomed chatting about the idea of stealing people’s thoughts through their dreams. The cut back in time is only visible by Watanabe and DiCaprio appearing younger. The mise-en-scene of the room is exactly the same. Nolan doesn’t make it easy in these opening scenes for the viewer to comprehend what and where this plot is going. Only through his artful visual style and mysterious conversations between characters do we want to know what will happen next.

The following scene includes DiCaprio speaking about the idea of stealing people’s ideas and memories through their dreams. We are still in Watanabe’s office as Nolan quickly cuts to other characters who appear to be selling this idea with DiCaprio to Watanabe’s character. We also meet Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s character, who appears to be worried about DiCaprio’s demeanour. We learn Watanabe’s characters name is Saito. Both DiCaprio and Gordon-Levitt are wearing suits with bow ties and slicked back hair, which illustrates their professionalism and high stature.

As DiCaprio explains dream extraction he remarks that he is the best at what he does and that he can steal any idea or memory from anyone no matter how deep it is. DiCaprio refers to secrets as being in a “safe” in the mind. He needs to know all of their deep secrets in order to extract the information he needs from someone’s dream. As DiCaprio finishes, Saito thanks them for their time and walks out of the room. Gordon-Levitt’s character gives a darting look to DiCaprio as if something is wrong. He says “He knows” as the chandeliers and everything in the room starts shaking. DiCaprio looks at his watch and Nolan uses an extreme close up and slow motion as the hand ticks over.

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Jump cut to an explosion in a busy street. Looks like it could be India or a Middle-Eastern country by the people running around the street in a panic.

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Then another quick cut to DiCaprio sleeping in a nearby hotel room. Another man (Lucas Haas) races in to see him. He finds Saito asleep with tubes in his arm on a dirty bed. It is revealed that the previous scene must have been a dream and possibly a sales pitch on the idea of entering each others dreams. Haas character is panicked as he looks out the window of the street exploding with car bombs. We find Gordon-Levitt asleep too with tubes attached. We cut back to the Japan castle dream with DiCaprio and Gordon-Levitt discussing how Saito knows he’s in a dream. They come across an exotic beautiful woman watching them played by Marion Cotillard. “What’s she doing here” says Gordon-Levitt showing they encountered her before in people’s dreams. “I’ll take care of it” says DiCaprio confidently. The score turns to a more romantic beat also as he approaches her showing a shift away from the chaos around them.

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“If I jump will I survive…” says the woman.

“A clean dive perhaps…Mal what are you doing here?” says DiCaprio revealing the characters name and their familiarity with each other. With DiCaprio’s tailored suit and Cotillard’s exotic beauty we get shades of a James Bond 007 adventure, especially with the opening scenes ultimately revolving around a heist and a betrayal from his beauty. Later we see DiCaprio climbing the building with a rope and wandering around with a gun with a silencer, which is very reminiscent of Bond. Nolan also frames later scenes involving the heists as a 007 or Mission: Impossible caper adventure.

DiCaprio asks her what she’s doing there and she responds that she misses him. He replies he misses her too, showing a possible romantic past between the two. The scene jumps to them in a hotel room. These quick cuts give us the feeling of being in a dream. Not quite sure where we are and how we got there. DiCaprio knows Mal, possibly romantically, but appears annoyed she’s there almost as if she could ruin the deal for them. She also comments “How are the children?” could the children from the opening scenes be theirs?

As DiCaprio goes on his 007 adventure he is soon caught by Saito and Mal as Gordon-Levitt is dragged in by henchmen. Mal puts a gun to his head. DiCaprio gives up his gun and gives him the envelope he retrieved. Saito tells him that we’re asleep and demands to know the name of his employer. DiCaprio comments that shooting him in a dream has no point. However she quickly details the rules of this dream that getting shot in the leg will still hurt. She does so and DiCaprio quickly shoots him in the head thereby waking him up. The castle collapses around them. DiCaprio escapes and opens the envelope revealing confidential material. As the castle collapses the others try and wake him up in the hotel. They push DiCaprio into a bathtub (the kick). As he falls slow motion into the tub, the castle fills with water. The dream is collapsing around him.

A wet awake DiCaprio interviews Saito now in reversed roles from earlier. Saito reveals they were in an audition for dream stealing. He says they’ve failed only to quickly be revealed that they are actually in another dream. They are sitting in a train with tubes attached to them. They are awoken with a new kick, a song ‘Non, je ne regrette rien’ by Edith Piaf. Saito is impressed and it is revealed they are in Haas dream. Gordon-Levitt asks DiCaprio “What was that?” referring to Mal. He responds “He has it under control.” As they rush off with their intel. Saito wakes up and they have left. He has a smirk on his face showing he’s impressed.

The first 15 minutes are a fast paced introduction to a plot that only gets deeper and more confounding as the film goes on. DiCaprio and Gordon-Levitt’s names aren’t revealed and we are whisked away into the action trying to keep up with the plot and character beats. What have we learnt? DiCaprio is a confident and skilled dream catcher with a mysterious and possibly dangerous past with a beautiful woman named Mal. We know this relationship will create further problems down the road. Gordon-Levitt is a trusted aid who isn’t happy with his boss DiCaprio’s relationship with Mal. He does however trust him due to his loyalty. Ken Watanbe’s Saito is a rich and powerful figure who has hired this team to extract secrets from his mind as a possible job interview for a later mission. A mission, which may lead him to becoming an old man “filled with regret”. Their paths will cross again in this alternate future where he has aged and DiCaprio appears the same age although beaten and defeated as he meets him once again.

Coming off the successful The Dark Knight (2008), Nolan was beginning to demonstrate a certain auteuristic flow to his movies. Begin with an explosive introduction scene, which puts the viewer directly in the middle of the action without providing exposition or character descriptions just like the inventive bank heist opening of The Dark Knight and the opening plane sequence from 2012’s The Dark Knight Rises. Inception falls in the middle of those two films and follows that structure with a fast paced opening filled with surprises and excitement. The audience has a brief introduction to Dom Cobb played by Leonardo DiCaprio, Mal (Marion Cotillard), Saito (Ken Watanabe) and Arthur (Joseph Gordon-Levitt). We are introduced to the ideas of travelling into each others dreams and extracting information. We also briefly see the relationship between Saito and Dom, Dom and Mal, Dom and Arthur. An excellent opening sequence that sets the stage for an exciting and innovative narrative. After the opening the pace slows down (only slightly) to introduce the characters further and delve into the films overall plot.


Saito: Don’t you want to take a leap of faith? Or become an old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone!

As the plot progresses from the introduction scenes we discover more about Dom and his family. Dom spins his totem on a table and watches it fall as he speaks to his children who are in an undisclosed location. They are staying with their grandparents and Dom speaks to them with sadness and regret in his face and voice.

Dom and Arthur meet up with Saito who has Nash (Lucas Haas) as a hostage. He wants them to work for him. We discover what “Inception” is. Instead of stealing a secret from someone’s dream, inception involves planting an idea in someone’s subconscious and making it seem like they thought of the idea all along. Saito wants them to perform inception on Robert Fischer (Cillian Murphy) the son of a dying energy conglomerate named Maurice (Pete Postlethwaite), who is also Saito’s business competitor. Saito wants Cobb and his team to make Robert dissolve the company once he inherits it. Although Arthur is sceptical of the idea of inception, Dom is confident it can be done. He agrees to the deal when Saito offers him the chance of immunity from the government and to see his children again. From the earlier scene of Cobb talking to his estranged children we can slowly unravel the mystery of Cobb and Mal’s relationship and how it must have ended in tragedy, with Cobb on the run and Mal infiltrating their dreams. Cobb reveals to Arthur that he has done inception before and it worked.


In Paris, Dom meets Miles (Michael Caine) his father who is a college professor. Miles taught Dom how to build and infiltrate dreams. Dom tells him about this last job that will ensure his ticket back to America and his children. He asks him for his best and brightest Architect. Miles introduces him to Ariadne (Ellen Page). We discover more about the ideas of travelling into dreams and how it involves an architect designing dreams for them to visit.


Cobb: You create the world of the dream, you bring the subject into that dream, and they fill it with their subconscious.

Ariadne: How could I ever acquire enough detail to make them think that its reality?

Cobb: Well dreams, they feel real while we’re in them, right? It’s only when we wake up that we realize how things are actually strange. Let me ask you a question, you, you never really remember the beginning of a dream do you? You always wind up right in the middle of what’s going on.

Ariadne: I guess, yeah.

Cobb: So how did we end up here?

Ariadne: Well we just came from the a…

Cobb: Think about it Ariadne, how did you get here? Where are you right now?

Ariadne: We’re dreaming?

Cobb: You’re actually in the middle of the workshop right now, sleeping. This is your first lesson in shared dreaming. Stay calm.

Sitting outside a café, Dom explains the idea of building dreams and how the mind works in a dream. As Ariadne begins to discover she is in a dream the world around her starts exploding.

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As they wake up we hear ‘Non, je ne regrette rien’ in the background indicating the kick from before. Cobb explains how time works differently in the dream. Five minutes in the real world can feel like hours in the dream world. He also explains how they need architects to build these dream worlds for them to travel. As they travel back into Ariadne’s dream she discovers that Cobb’s subconscious can manifest into people around them who will try and hurt her if he feels that he’s in a dream. As she is attacked by people around her, Mal approaches and stabs her. As she wakes up in horror, Arthur explains how she needs a totem to indicate that she has woken up.

Arthur: So, a totem. It’s a small object, potentially heavy, something you can have on you all the time…

Ariadne: What, like a coin?

Arthur: No, it has to be more unique than that, like – this is a loaded die.

[Ariadne reaches out to take the die]

Arthur: Nah, I can’t let you touch it, that would defeat the purpose. See only I know the balance and weight of this particular loaded die. That way when you look at your totem, you know beyond a doubt you’re not in someone else’s dream.

Cobb instructs Arthur to teach Ariadne how to build mazes. He also says he needs Eames (Tom Hardy) a thief to join their team. As Cobb meets Eames in Mombasa, they discuss how they need to perform inception on Robert. Eames tells him about a chemist who can help them go deep into a dream and perform inception. The chemists name is Yusef played by Dileep Rao.

As Arthur continues to train Ariadne about the layout of dreams, he reveals that Mal is dead and what they see in the dreams is just a projection from Dom. Yusef shows Dom, Eames and Saito a new formula he’s been working on that will allow them to dream deep enough to allow inception to work on Robert.

Eames: They come here every day to sleep?

Elderly Bald Man: [towards Cobb] No. They come to be woken up. The dream has become their reality. Who are you to say otherwise, son?

As Cobb goes under, Nolan uses quick cuts of a railway shaking and cuts of Mal telling him he knows where to find her. The mystery of her death becomes deeper.

We discover Eames role in the team. He can replicate people in dreams. Yusef goes on to explain the three levels of the dream and how they need Robert to go under for 10 hours. Saito says he will be on a flight from Sydney to LA which is a 10 hour flight.

Ariadne goes to see Cobb. He is dreaming. She goes under and sees him talking to Mal romantically in what appears to be their old house. He goes in an elevator to the beach from the opening scene and views Mal playing in the sand with their children. There’s another level in the basement, Ariadne sneaks into the elevator and goes there. It’s a hotel room where Mal is waiting.

Mal: What are you doing here?

Ariadne: My name is…

Mal: I know who you are. What are you doing here?

Ariadne: I’m just trying to understand…

Mal: How could you understand? Do you know what it is to be a lover? To be half of a whole?

Ariadne: No…

Mal: I’ll tell you a riddle. You’re waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you; but you don’t know for sure. But it doesn’t matter. How can it not matter to you where that train will take you?

Cobb: Because you’ll be together.

Mal goes on to attack Ariadne as they both rush back to the elevator. Ariadne is worried about the team after this encounter. She asks to go on the mission too.

The team boards the plane and Cobb slips a sleeping pill into Roberts water. They travel into the first dream, which takes place in a rainy city street. They kidnap Robert in a cab as the subconscious begins attacking them in the form of gunmen shooting at them and a large train which runs through the street. A car chase and gun fight ensure as they try and escape. During the gun fight Saito gets shot. They retreat to an abandoned warehouse. Cobb reveals that if they die in this dream they won’t wake up they’ll be trapped in limbo due to the extreme sedation of the drug they took to sleep. Despite Eames protests, Cobb convinces the team to continue with the job.

Eames disguises himself as Peter Browning (Tom Berenger), Robert’s godfather. They pretend to attack him so they can get to Robert’s sympathy.

Meanwhile Ariadne questions Cobb about limbo. Cobb tells her how he was with Mal in limbo for about fifty years. They built cities together. She locked her totem away (which is also Dom’s spin top totem). He says when they woke up she wasn’t the same. Old souls woken up in young bodies. She was convinced they were still dreaming in reality. She believed they had to kill themselves to wake up. Cobb tried to convince her that she was in reality but she wouldn’t let it go. She came up with a plan and went to a hotel room on their anniversary. The same hotel from Cobb’s basement dream. She stood out on the ledge and jumped incriminating Cobb in the process.

Mal: [Sitting on the ledge, to Cobb] I’m asking you to take a leap of faith.

Cobb: No I can’t. You know I can’t do that. Take a second, think about our children. Think about James. Think about Phillipa now.

Mal: If I go without you they’ll take them away anyways.

Cobb: What does that mean?

Mal: I filed a letter with our attourney explaining how I’m fearful for my safety. How you’ve threatened to kill me.

Cobb: Why did you do that?

Mal: I love you, Dom.

Cobb: Why did you… why-why would you do that?

Mal: I freed you from the guilt of choosing to leave them. We’re going home to our real children.

Cobb: No, no, no, no. Mal you listen to me, alright? Mal look at me, please.

Mal: [Closing her eyes] You’re waiting for a train…

Cobb: Mal, goddammit! Don’t do this!

Mal: A train that will take you far away…

Cobb: James and Phillipa are waiting!

Mal: You know where you hope this train will take you…

Cobb: They’re waiting for us!

Mal: But you can’t know for sure…

Cobb: Mal, look at me!

Mal: Yet it doesn’t matter…

Cobb: Mal, goddammit!

Mal: Because you’ll be together.

Cobb: Sweetheart! Look at me!

Mal: [Jumps off of the ledge]

Cobb: Mal, no! Jesus Christ!

Ariadne tries to convince him that it wasn’t his fault. She believes he needs to tell the others about what’s happening. They then move on to continue the mission. They move on to the next level.

Cobb says to do Mr. Charles a gambit that includes telling the mark that they are in a dream causing their subconscious to start fighting them. In a café, Eames disguises himself as a young blonde lady, who flirts with Robert. Cobb comes up and reveals that she stole his wallet. He then tells him he’s part of his security team (subconscious security) and that they are in a dream. As Cobb explains the situation to Robert. Saito and Eames begin running through a hotel hallway. The level one dream begins affecting the level two dream. The café begins shaking around them as everyone in the café looks at him. He begins to understand he’s in a dream. Cobb can see his children playing in the hotel lobby. Arthur and Ariadne also move into the hotel hallway looking for something. They capture Peter and make Robert believe that he is in on it somehow. He asks him that the kidnappers were working for him. Peter tells him he didn’t want him to throw away the business because of his father’s final taunt. Peter tells him he can build a better company than he ever thought. Cobb tells Robert that he’s lying and that they need to go into his subconscious to complete inception. The rest of the team stays behind in order to complete the kick.

Cobb goes into Robert’s subconscious with Ariadne which is represented by a snowy mountain. Meanwhile Arthur works to make a kick by exploding the elevators in the hotel. What follows is a fast paced scene that jump cuts between each level with each team member on the run. Yusef driving them. Arthur running down a low gravity hallway and Cobb fighting henchmen in the snow.

As Robert enters the building Mal comes in and shoots Robert. Cobb quickly shoots Mal with a sniper rifle. Robert is sent into limbo and it appears the mission is over. Ariadne says there is still a way. They can go find him in another level. Eames has to do a kick for the three of them to return.

They wake up washed ashore a beach. Giant buildings crumble around them. Cobb tells Ariadne that this is the world they built.

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He explains how they built it from the memories of their real home. Cobb tells Ariadne a secret about inception. He explains how inception is like a parasite that infects the mind (a callback to Cobb’s opening speech). Mal taunts him and tells him that his reality is in fact a dream. Running away from the government, getting into capers to save his family. Nolan teases the audience at this point to consider Cobb has been dreaming all along. However she is tricking him into staying in limbo with her.

Mal: No creeping doubts? Not feeling persecuted, Dom? Chased around the globe by anonymous corporations and police forces, the way the projections persecute the dreamer? Admit it: you don’t believe in one reality anymore. So choose. Choose to be here. Choose me.

Cobb explains how she is a projection of his guilt. Guilt over performing inception onto her. Making her believe that the reality they woke up to was a dream and thus causing her to kill herself because she believed she would wake up. Cobb blames himself for her death and can’t forgive himself thus her projection taking over every dream.

Mal: You’re infecting my mind!

Cobb: I was trying to save you.

Mal: You betrayed me, but you can still make amends. You can still keep your promise. We can still be together, right here. In the world we built together.

Cobb asks her for Fischer in exchange for him. She reveals where Fischer is, Ariadne says they can leave but Cobb says Saito is still here and he has to find him. Ariadne shoots Mal and kicks Fischer off the building which wakes him up. Fischer goes on to open the safe in the previous level and finds his dying father inside. His father is saying “disappointed”. Fischer says he knows he’s disappointed, but his father says he was disappointed he tried. He points to his drawer which contains another safe with his will inside and a spinning fan toy which represents his youth. Fischer cries into his fathers arms, the inception worked. Eames blows up the building to wake them up to the next level. The kick wakes up Ariadne and she leaves Cobb to find Saito.

Nolan jump cuts to each dream to show everyone wake. Cobb stays behind with Mal.

Mal: We’d be together forever. You promised me.

Cobb: I know. But we can’t. And I’m sorry.

Mal: You remember when you asked me to marry you? You said you dreamt that we’d grow old together.

Cobb: But we did. We did. You don’t remember?… I miss you more than I can bear, but… we had our time together. And I have to let go… I have to let you go.

Cobb kisses her goodbye as he makes peace with himself. Robert and Browning make it out of the water. The rest of the team wake up while Cobb remains asleep. Robert tells his uncle that he’s going to leave the business behind and become his own man. Nolan reveals he’s speaking to Eames disguised as Peter.

Nolan then goes back to the beginning and shows Cobb washed ashore and taken to an aged Saito. Cobb tells him he’s there to remind him…

Saito: Have you come to kill me? I’ve been waiting for someone…

Cobb: Someone from a half remembered dream.

Saito: Cobb? Impossible. We were young men together. I’m an old man.

Cobb: Filled with regret…

Saito: Waiting to die alone…

Cobb: I’ve come back for you… to remind you of something. Something you once knew…

[the top spins without end]

Cobb: That this world is not real.

Saito: To convince me to honor our arrangement.

Cobb: To take a leap of faith, yes. Come back… so we can be young men together again. Come back with me…

[Saito reaches for the gun]

Cobb: Come back…

Nolan cuts to Cobb waking up in the plane. Mission accomplished. The inception worked and Saito will live to his agreement.

Nolan uses close ups of Cobb to show his shock in his achievement. As Cobb goes through airport security his passport is accepted and he passes his team as they collect their luggage. He meets Miles and goes home to meet his children. He puts his totem on the table and spins it to see if he’s still dreaming but ignores it and goes to greet his children. Nolan finally reveals their faces as he slowly pans back to the table to show the totem still spinning…

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Fade to black.








Song: Edith Piaf – Non, je ne regrette rien

Past demons





Gamora: We’re just like Kevin Bacon.

Director: James Gunn

Cast: Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper

Synopsis: A disparate team of thieves and bounty hunters join together to save the galaxy from an evil tyrant named Ronan the Accuser.


The latest blockbuster from Marvel Studios delivers all of the adventure and excitement of their previous comic book adaptations. A fast and enjoyable ride that will push these Marvel characters into the mainstream. The problem is it also doesn’t improve or transcend the genre either. This is not a complaint as this film not only delivers the thrills of the best superhero genre films but also subverts the conventions with quirky humour and a superb soundtrack of 70s and 80s hits. The only problem is that it doesn’t attempt to move beyond what has come before such as this years Captain America: The Winter Soldier, which delivered breathtaking action with excellent character drama. Perhaps it is too soon to compare this film to Captain America TWS because we have gotten to know those characters through multiple films and this is an origin story which ultimately must follow those conventions strictly to gain a wider audience. The inevitable sequel may use its time to delve into the characters further and create a deeper and more realised narrative. However what we have here feels somewhat rushed and fast paced to the point of shallow character development and more emphasis on special effects, action and humour. For the average movie goer this is sufficient for a good time at the movies and although this film is better than most of the blockbusters this year, including The Amazing Spiderman 2 and Transformers: Age of Extinction, it’s not a game changer either.


The story begins in 1988 with a child named Peter Quill listening to ‘I’m not in Love’ the smooth 80s ballad on his Walkman, while waiting in a hospital preparing to see his ill mother. A heartfelt opening which is perhaps unlike any opening of a Marvel film we have seen. The heartfelt sequence is soon interrupted by Peter running off and randomly being taken by a spaceship. Cut to the future where Peter is a grown man still listening to his Walkman searching for a lost orb on another planet. We can see shades of Raiders of the Lost Ark and Star Wars immediately. Director James Gunn quickly subverts the genre with the Indiana Jones looking Chris Pratt dancing around the planet while he looks for the orb. This is a fun film with lots of humorous moments throughout and possibly the closest we’ll get to a great sci-fi comedy in the vein of Ghostbusters. Chris Pratt is almost a lighter Bill Murray. The film quickly gets into the space action and Gunn films it clearly and allows special effects to dazzle the audience. Peter quickly gets introduced to the other members of the team including Gamora (the sexy Zoe Saldana), Rocket, an anthropomorphised raccoon (voiced by a scraggly Bradley Cooper), the dumb and lovable tree, Groot (voiced by Vin Diesel) and the bulky Drax the Destroyer (played with deadpan humour by professional wrestler, Dave Bautista). The crew come together rather quickly and I didn’t completely buy their immediate friendship based on how they get together. The films biggest fault in my opinion is in their introductions and the fast paced plotting of having them immediately all come together to become friends and ultimately defeat the evil force threatening the world. It’s almost as if the writers thought “Hey, we’ve got a team of badass characters who all have individual quirky traits who need to get together to save the world and then become best friends just like the avengers!” However these characters would have benefitted with more character development in their earlier introduction scenes and also remain individuals by the end. I’m not sure if it was necessary to establish them as a great team by the end because of how independent their backstories are. *Spoiler alert* I have to say I didn’t buy the ending where they all got together to go on another adventure. The film set them up to get together to fight this evil but I didn’t believe that they would always stay together and remain a team because of their pasts. I guess the comic book might have developed the characters better, but I have never read a Guardians of the Galaxy comic and I didn’t quite buy them as a team in this film.


However these complaints aside I have to say the humour, action set pieces and the characters were all excellent and I did have a great time watching this film. Narrative problems aside this was a fun ride.


Rating: 3.5 Stars






The Lawgiver: In the beginning God created beast and man so that both might live in friendship and share dominion over a world of peace. But in the fullness of time evil men betrayed God’s trust and in disobedience to His holy word waged bloody wars, not only against their own kind, but against the apes, whom they reduced to slavery. Then God in his wrath sent the world a saviour, miraculously born of two apes who descended on Earth from Earth’s own future and man was afraid for both parent apes possessed the power of speech.

Director: J. Lee Thompson

Cast: Roddy McDowall, Claude Akins, Natalie Trundy, Austin Stoker

Synopsis: As Cornelius struggles to keep life peaceful between ape and man, a reckless militant gorilla named Aldo pushes war between the remaining humans on earth and the apes.


A rather underwhelming final chapter to the Planet of the Apes series which began with 1968’s brilliant original starring Charlton Heston. This seventies based series has a complicated history both on and behind the screens. However all of the apes films were popular box office draws for Fox Studios during the seventies, with all of the films directed at families and sci-fi aficionados. The series popularised smart science fiction with social commentary, interesting characters and jaw-dropping twists in each film. Battle for the Planet of the Apes unfortunately ends the series with a whimper. The plot revolves around Cornelius ruling a peaceful society where apes are the superior species and man helps out with laborious chores wearing scrappy torn clothes. Some humans allowed in Cornelius’s close quarters give insight to Cornelius regarding the ethics of society. The film overall looks a lot cheaper than previous entries, with costumes looking at an all-time low with the many apes wondering around the screen. The lighting is often bright and most of the scenes take place during sunny days which doesn’t do favours for the appearance of the apes. Militant gorilla Aldo looks the worst in a clearly plastic mask that doesn’t quite move right when he speaks. Cornelius fares better in his ape costume however also struggles with speech and emotion, unlike previous films where he looked quite good.


The plot is quite basic and the title is quite misleading as one would expect the apes in an all out war with humans eventually creating the Planet of the Apes that we saw in the original. Instead the plot deals with Cornelius struggling with power and going on a search for his parents lost tapes that they filmed in the previous Escape from the Planet of the Apes. Militant gorilla Aldo causes most of the drama as he dislikes humans mixing with apes and wishes for them all to be destroyed. This leads to an inevitable battle between the apes with unsurprising results.


Director J. Lee Thompson has lost the innovation he displayed in the previous film, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, which was quite dark and violent in tone. In this film he shoots mostly in the light and creates dull action set pieces that look phony and outdated even for the seventies. Perhaps the worst entry in the entire Planet of the Apes franchise. I would give this a miss and move on to the recent reboots instead.

Rating: 1 Star

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MacDonald: Caesar… Caesar! This is not how it was meant to be.
Caesar: In your view or mine?
MacDonald: Violence prolongs hate, hate prolongs violence. By what right are you spilling blood?
Caesar: By the slave’s right to punish his persecutor.
MacDonald: I, a decedent of slaves am asking you to show humanity.
Caesar: But, I was not born human.
MacDonald: I know. The child of the evolved apes.
Caesar: Whose children shall rule the earth.
MacDonald: For better or for worse?
Caesar: Do you think it could be worse?
MacDonald: Do you think this riot will win freedom for all your people? By tomorrow…
Caesar: By tomorrow it will be too late. Why a tiny, mindless insect like the emperor moth can communicate with another over a distance of 80 miles…
MacDonald: An emperor ape might do slightly better?
Caesar: Slightly? What you have seen here today, apes on the 5 continents will be imitating tomorrow.
MacDonald: With knives against guns? With kerosene cans against flamethrowers?
Caesar: Where there is fire, there is smoke. And in that smoke, from this day forward, my people will crouch and conspire and plot and plan for the inevitable day of Man’s downfall – the day when he finally and self-destructively turns his weapons against his own kind. The day of the writing in the sky, when your cities lie buried under radioactive rubble! When the sea is a dead sea, and the land is a wasteland out of which I will lead my people from their captivity! And we will build our own cities in which there will be no place for humans except to serve our ends! And we shall found our own armies, our own religion, our own dynasty! And that day is upon you… now!

Director: J. Lee Thompson

Cast: Roddy McDowall, Don Murray, Ricardo Montalban

Synopsis: In a futuristic world that has embraced ape slavery, Caesar, the son of the late simians Cornelius and Zira, surfaces after almost twenty years of hiding out from the authorities, and prepares for a slave revolt against humanity.


The film begins in a grim looking 1991, with now grown ape, Caesar, discussing the plight of the apes with his owner/mentor Armando (Ricardo Montalban). We discover that since the dogs and cats have been wiped out by a deadly virus, apes have become groomed to replace them as home pets. However as time went on the apes became used as slaves rather than pets. They are used to clean the house, prepare dinner, etc. Eventually they became used for more menial jobs such as janitors, waiters and cleaners. The parallels to the plight of minorities in America are quite heavy handed in these scenes.


Caesar however who was born from Cornelius and Zira in the previous film has advanced skills and knowledge and has already evolved to a more humanoid ape similar to his parents who were from the future. Caesar eventually has to mix with the common apes and instead of obeying the humans he starts an uprising and gets the apes to fight back and escape their grim current predicament.


Conquest of the Planet of the Apes is a much more thrilling adventure, darker in tone that the previous film, Escape from the Planet of the Apes. Caesar’s uprising is both shockingly violent and dark considering the film was produced for families. However this helps the film rise above previous instalments and stand on its own as both a prequel and sequel to the original Planet of the Apes. Roddy McDowall excels as Caesar and his impassioned speech in the closing act is perhaps the best scene in the entire franchise.


With sharp direction from J. Lee Thompson and a thrilling score from Tom Scott, Conquest delivers everything you love about this franchise, social commentary, brilliant action set pieces and many twists and turns.

Rating: 3.5 Stars




“Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” – Taylor (Charlton Heston)

Director: Franklin J. Schaffner

Cast: Charlton Heston, Roddy McDowall, Kim Hunter, Maurice Evans

Synopsis: An astronaut and his crew travel light years from earth to crash land on a strange planet inhabited by humanoid apes.


The sci-fi classic Planet of the Apes has spawned four sequels, a remake and a current reboot, and is still considered the best of the franchise. Based on the Pierre Boulle novel of the same name we are introduced to Astronaut George Taylor played by a bitter cigar chomping Charlton Heston.


Opening Monologue:

And that completes my final report until we reach touchdown. We’re now on full automatic, in the hands of the computers. I have tucked my crew in for the long sleep and I’ll be joining them soon. In less than an hour, we’ll finish our sixth month out of Cape Kennedy. Six months in deep space – by our time, that is. According to Dr. Haslein’s theory of time, in a vehicle travelling nearly the speed of light, the Earth has aged nearly 700 years since we left it, while we’ve aged hardly at all. Maybe so. This much is probably true – the men who sent us on this journey are long since dead and gone. You who are reading me now are a different breed – I hope a better one. I leave the 20th century with no regrets. But one more thing – if anybody’s listening, that is. Nothing scientific. It’s purely personal. But seen from out here everything seems different. Time bends. Space is boundless. It squashes a man’s ego. I feel lonely. That’s about it. Tell me, though. Does man, that marvel of the universe, that glorious paradox who sent me to the stars, still make war against his brother? Keep his neighbor’s children starving?

Heston’s Taylor is a bitter man who is no longer interested in humanity and wishes for more. Unfortunately he will get more than he bargained for once he reaches his destination.

We are also introduced briefly to his flight crew, John Landon (Robert Gunner), Dodge (Jeff Burton) and Lietenant Stewart (Dianne Stanley) who doesn’t make the destination due to an air leak. Once they arrive on this new planet a century later Taylor continues to speak ill of the people he has left behind on earth, claiming man wouldn’t have made it. Landon believes man has survived but Taylor continuously laughs at him telling him to move on from humanity. The film introduces an interesting perception of the time and the social attitude of the 1960s. Did the creators of this film and the attitude of the people believe that man was no longer worth saving? Should we all abandon hope and move on from earth just as Heston’s Taylor had done. Interesting questions that only the best sci-fi films can ask and this is all in the first fifteen minutes. Looking back at this film from 2014 we all know the classic ending and where the series will go. However this film still holds up. Heston creates a powerful leading man who we follow despite his pessimistic sensitivity to humanity.

Taylor and his crew search the barren lands of this new planet for life and eventually find a small plant and then a pond to take a bath. It is here that the action amps up and the humanoid apes appear. As well as the humans who appear to be savage and dirty just like apes today. As the apes attack and capture the humans, Dodge is shot and killed, Landon taken and Taylor is shot in the throat left without the ability to speak.


We are then introduced to Dr Zaius, Cornelius and Zira, humanoid apes who can talk and behave just like humans. The costumes for the time must have been amazing however don’t quite hold up today. Most of them look like Halloween masks with the mouths barely moving when speaking and the glue from the faces meeting the hair clearly visible. However none of this matters as we are completely taken in by the characters and plot movements. I could quickly let the effects go by a compelling story and interesting characters who mirror our own society without being too explicit.

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Zira sympathises with Taylor and with her husband Cornelius tries and saves him from his captivity by Dr Zaius. Zaius however is hiding a secret that Taylor wishes to uncover to unlock the key to what happened to the humans and how the apes came to rule. As the film builds towards its shocking climax these questions aren’t quite answered however we know that this is only the beginning of an incredible world that we will see unfold over the course of the next films as well as its remake and reboot. The questions this film asks leaves so many doors opened for further adventures that it is no wonder this franchise has lived on so well. Although only a few directors have been able to take this franchise into the high’s of this original adventure.


With amazing cinematography, a wired performance from iconic actor Charlton Heston and a gripping tribal like soundtrack this film is truly a classic. One of the best sci-fi films ever created and also the beginning of a wonderful sci-fi franchise.

Rating: 4.5 Stars